Love doesn't last forever.Q. How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?A. Call her and tell her.Q. A man noticed that his credit card ha... been stolen but didn't report it.A. The thief was spending less then his wife.Q. Why do women have small feet?A. So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.Q. Why do men die before their wives?A. They want to.Q. How do men sort out their laundry?A. Filthy, and filthy but wearable.Q. What's the difference between a man and ET?A. ET phoned. Prerena: hiiiMe: so u have not deleted my number?Prerena: nope. I never delete my boyfriends numbersMe: hmmm… Cool who else was ur boyfriend?Prerena: there were a lot :)She seemed to be flirting with me and so I casually carried on the chat.Me: haa haa funny but I guess I was ur favourite.Prerena: hmmm… Maybe…Me: how come u remembered me after so many years?Prerena: just felt like messaging u and torturing ;dMe: hmmm… U sure know how to torture a guy. So tell me how’s life?Prerena: terrible…Me:. As soon as he was sure that she was “under”, he pulled out his cock and told her to jack it off for him. She nodded dumbly, and then proceeded to give him a nice hand job back amongst the dresses. He gave her a thirty second wake up call, giving him ample time to get out of the store, while leaving her there to wake up with a fist full of cum!While that might seem a little on the cruel side, Pratik loved playing even more exotic tricks on his unsuspecting victims. Once at a party, he caught the. "You need to fire your chief engineer."Beth laughed. It was a bad joke but she laughed anyway. He was glad she laughed because the instant he said it, he wondered if he just stuck his foot in his mouth.She suddenly looked sorrowful. "I should feel sadder about it but I don't. My ship crew is dead and yet here I am so happy." Why should you forever be sad?" It has only been a few days." I think you know the ultimate reason you are so happy. Your ship was the source of your inner sadness." I.
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